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A few weeks ago, Elite Daily brought you The 23 Qualities Your Jewish Husband Must Possess. While every man is presumably looking for different qualities in his wife, we possess outstanding ones that any sane man should want. Our ability to drive 4x4’s and park them horrendously is commendable, and we’re more than willing to hold charity events in our homes. We Rachel Weisz's and Natalie Portman's of the world know that in order to snag an Adam Brody or Jake Gyllenhall -- AKA a Torah-reading, vacation-loving and reasonably tall Jewish husband -- we must also deliver the goods. In fact, from the shtetl, to the ghetto, to right here in New York City, we’ve devoted our lives to it, having watched our mothers do exactly the same.And not many people do, so you should really be grateful that she laughs at your jokes, despite having heard them a hundred times, and understands all your cultural references.Baruch Hashem, such is the beauty of marrying within the tribe.So, you won't face nagging when you come home late from a business dinner (but I can't promise you won't be guilt-tripped; she IS a Jewish wife after all.)She’s always on her best behavior at company events, to ensure you get the recognition you deserve and achieve your full potential.
Sorry to start with the obvious, but it’s got to be stated.
With every Jewish couple I know, the question is generally, "How did he get her? What we lack in naturally skinny thighs, we make up for in effort and abusing your Amex to physically enhance ourselves. Yes, you may be better at the stock market than she is (Bull and bear what?
), but can you tell by one quick glance under your oversized sunglasses, which family sunbathing by the pool is Jewish?
In the same way as your mom made it abundantly clear you were attractive, smart and adorable, your wife will be sure to pour as much love and devotion onto your sons.
And daughters, but really, it’s the sons she’ll be telling are too good for every woman who comes their way.But she’ll hire the perfect person to do just that, and your home life is organized, functional and easy.